Hismith New Designed Quadruple Penetration Fucking Machine, Premium Sex Machine

WHAT A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY!

Lets start at the beginning. Ordering was (and still is) SUBLIME!. Every move was user friendly and super easy, including the final check out. I received my email invoice within the hour (so be patient).
While some others have expressed concern regarding Customer Service, I DID NOT. Why you ask? well while we/you are ordering, the company is on a different time zone (HONG KONG) than you are at the moment. IN SHORT, THEY ARE CLOSED FOR THE DAY! Thats why. Best thing to do if you have a question, IS TO speak to them during business hours, which is HONG KONG time zone. And Voila your now speaking to someone during THEIR working hours. Not yours.
So lets talk about the shipping. I noticed that INDEED, i did have to request a DHL tracking number, which i received (via patience)(the next day) from Customer Service (when they started their work day. Again, not your time zone. What is the key word here? PATIENCE!
My order was shipped within 3 days of my payment clearing, seems legitimate to me, After all, HISMITH needs to be paid before they ship something out, right? I TOTALLY GET IT! Seems logical to me.
In short I received my machine aprox a week in a half after i paid for it. NOT BAD AT ALL, GOOD WORK HISMITH I AM SATISFIED AND IMPRESSED.
At one point, i did receive a text from DHL requesting a small but reasonable duty fee. Again, super easy, paid it, and without any shipping interruptions it was still on its way. I was able to successfully track my box from the moment DHL picked up the unit from HISMITH to my doorstep. As easy and slick as a new bottle of KY, THAT DOEST DRY WHEN AIR HITS IT.

I could immediately notice that the box was opened (clearly customes) After all, everyone has a job. Every item was accounted for (nothing missing), every item was still wrapped it its factory sealed wrapper.
THE MACHINE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I LOVE IT!

Best investment I've made in a long time. This units engineering and simplicity is nothing to mess around with. The craftmenship was and is IMPRESSIVE! Super easy to assemble (within the hour) And off we go for a nice ride. At least it was what i did, with no regrets :)
Thank you HISMITH FOR A GREAT PURCHASE AND SHIPPING EXPERIENCE.
I would however remove the "CALIFORNIA" location from your website. Its to confusing, and i can see why some "non patient" people can create an unnecessary dramatic experience. Also, the 24 hour shipping. If the item isn't going to be shipped within 24 hours, lots of people (again) will get super weird dramatic.
WHATS THE WORD HERE PEOPLE? PATIENCE, PATIENCE, PATIENCE. You'll get your machine. I did and i love it.
THX HISMITH.
YOU GET 5 GOLD STARS.

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