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WHAT A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY!

Lets start at the beginning. Ordering was (and still is) SUBLIME!. Every move was user friendly and super easy, including the final check out. I received my email invoice within the hour (so be patient).
While some others have expressed concern regarding Customer Service, I DID NOT. Why you ask? well while we/you are ordering, the company is on a different time zone (HONG KONG) than you are at the moment. IN SHORT, THEY ARE CLOSED FOR THE DAY! Thats why. Best thing to do if you have a question, IS TO speak to them during business hours, which is HONG KONG time zone. And Voila your now speaking to someone during THEIR working hours. Not yours.
So lets talk about the shipping. I noticed that INDEED, i did have to request a DHL tracking number, which i received (via patience)(the next day) from Customer Service (when they started their work day. Again, not your time zone. What is the key word here? PATIENCE!
My order was shipped within 3 days of my payment clearing, seems legitimate to me, After all, HISMITH needs to be paid before they ship something out, right? I TOTALLY GET IT! Seems logical to me.
In short I received my machine aprox a week in a half after i paid for it. NOT BAD AT ALL, GOOD WORK HISMITH I AM SATISFIED AND IMPRESSED.
At one point, i did receive a text from DHL requesting a small but reasonable duty fee. Again, super easy, paid it, and without any shipping interruptions it was still on its way. I was able to successfully track my box from the moment DHL picked up the unit from HISMITH to my doorstep. As easy and slick as a new bottle of KY, THAT DOEST DRY WHEN AIR HITS IT.

I could immediately notice that the box was opened (clearly customes) After all, everyone has a job. Every item was accounted for (nothing missing), every item was still wrapped it its factory sealed wrapper.
THE MACHINE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I LOVE IT!

Best investment I've made in a long time. This units engineering and simplicity is nothing to mess around with. The craftmenship was and is IMPRESSIVE! Super easy to assemble (within the hour) And off we go for a nice ride. At least it was what i did, with no regrets :)
Thank you HISMITH FOR A GREAT PURCHASE AND SHIPPING EXPERIENCE.
I would however remove the "CALIFORNIA" location from your website. Its to confusing, and i can see why some "non patient" people can create an unnecessary dramatic experience. Also, the 24 hour shipping. If the item isn't going to be shipped within 24 hours, lots of people (again) will get super weird dramatic.
WHATS THE WORD HERE PEOPLE? PATIENCE, PATIENCE, PATIENCE. You'll get your machine. I did and i love it.
THX HISMITH.
YOU GET 5 GOLD STARS.

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Vagina likes it, butthole loves it!!

My goodness, this thing has some penetrating power!! I cant get enough. Feels absolutely incredible in my ass. My butthole practically begs for it!! Wet, explosive orgasms every time.. love love love it.

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I love this great and powerful machine!

I love this great and powerful machine! I am a crossdresser but I don't wanna see anyone in real life. So I bought it for anal sex. It was a little bit difficult to find the correct position at the beginning. But once you've found the position that fits you, its continuous movement quickly takes me to the best ever prostate organism in my life. Now I don't need a real boyfriend anymore. :D

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Amazing!

Amazing! Was worried spending so much on something like this. Really looked into it alot before finally purchasing. Yet I was still so nervous. But now....wow is all I can say!

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customer service sucks.

The machine itself is incredible, great power, easy to put together. However, when I made my purchase I had included an attachment in the order which I paid for but never arrived. I tried to contact customer service multiple times. Initially they just told me that the item is no longer available, but I've stopped getting any response regarding the issue-my emails are returned undeliverable. I've still not received the refund or the product and am unhappy. I will certainly not be buying from this website again because of the customer service.

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Five Stars

Amazing for the money

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Five Stars

Best purchase ever !!!

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Four Stars

Would like to if there other attachments

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Worth every dollar!!!!

The shipping box is a mess, but I'm not holding that against the product! The product is great I have had mine for almost a month and it works great. I'm a male and if I use an adequate about of good lube it doesn't hesitate at all. I have purchased a slightly larger attachment and it thrust it perfectly fine! Machine is very quite. I have even used it in a hotel with people I knew in the next room and they never mentioned it. For travel if fits easily into a med rolling suitcase with room for clothes. I have already recommended it to several friends.

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best sex machine that i ever owned

Bought this sex machine for anal play.. It gives a hard pounding and I cum everytime. Quiet, compact and powerful.

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Best Hismith Purchase!

This is the best Hismith purchase that I have made so far! Love it!!!! Great machine. Works better than I hoped! Packaging needs some serious work! Lose the styrofoam it makes too much of a mess. Otherwise, it was discrete packaging and well boxed! Again I say, lose the styrofoam it makes too much of a mess.

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Amazing product, crap packaging

This thing is amazing. Same complaint as others with the packaging though, it fell apart before it was even delivered to me, had to vacuum the machine off a couple times before I felt comfortable bringing it to a friend's house, but it's a great machine. I bought it for my own personal use, as well as to be able to transport it to & from friend's or partner's houses or conventions. The box that it was delivered in was a plain brown box. Inside of that was the package itself - the box with the company & product name, the machine inside, packed with styrofoam, etc. The plain brown box it was shipped in is what I am forced to use to transport it, so that no one can tell what's inside of it, but I'm very disappointed that I couldn't keep the styrofoam it came in because the styrofoam came apart & got EVERYWHERE. The original box it came in, the box with all the information on it about what the machine actually is, was also very flimsy. The bottom of that box fell out the first time that I got the machine out. This makes transportation a bit more difficult, & I wouldn't be comfortable taking it across state lines if I needed to for a convention. No complaints about the machine itself, it works great for me, as well as on my male partners. Have been recommending it to all of my friends. I will be looking into additional attachments very soon.

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Awesome

So far, this thing is awesome. Plenty of power and compact. She loves it! Find a good lubricant though. You'll need it! Updates to come.

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Its a winner

It works best with an open hole and vac u lock dick like the striker 9in...you need plenty of lube to make this experience a no stall or motor hot sex session. I tell you..this thing is AMAZING. Fully adjustable angles. The vibe is good but for long life I would buy an external because motor stroke speed control is on top of vibrator.
Great investment in your female single life or boy pussy toy box. Big toys will only work if they are fitted vac u lock. Thinkers will figure that one out . Big dildos like doc 13 only work if you have a loose pussy. If not. You run the risk of running the motor hot..but a reach back to assist the stroke does send chills down your spine too and helps keep motor cool. All I can say is hot damn. Hot damn

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Love this machine, packaging was a mess.

Very good machine! The only thing I had a problem with was the packing that it came in. It was a BIG MESS.
Love the thrusts and the speed of the machine.

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super strong

I got it today. The display box was covered by a normal box. The motor is super strong. the thrust distance is adjustable (great!) and so is the angle. For the price its a really good buy! Today is my first day owning it so I dont know how long the motor will last, AND it is VERY quiet.

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